Sunday, December 26, 2010

This Is My Utopia

That Taylor Swift ad on the right...She apparently has some song called "Fifteen", because she likes to pretend that's how old she is. So I googled it and the chorus is like, "When you're 15, someone tells you they love you, and you better believe them!"

Okay, when I was 15 a guy told me he wanted to fuck me in the eye sockets. But noone ever told me they loved me.

My friend was like, "Doesn't she have pretty eyes?"
And Ghetto Tim was like, "Yeah, I wanna fuck her in the eye sockets."

HAHAHAHA! Best moment of my life.

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